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Anasssi
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| Name |
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Anastasia |
| Age |
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22 |
| Height between |
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5'7" (171 cm) |
| Weight between |
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125 lbs (57 kg) |
| Eyes color |
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Blue |
| Hair color |
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Blonde |
| Zodiac sign |
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Leo |
| Children |
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None |
| Living in |
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Moscow, Russia
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| Current status |
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Single |
| Education |
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Still studying |
| Occupation |
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Design |
| Religion |
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No religious beliefs |
| Smoking habits |
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Non-smoker |
| Drinking |
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Non-drinker |
| Seeking |
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Guy 27-31 y.o. |
Something I want to share with you
If you love someone, set them free.
If they come back, they’re yours,
If they don’t, it was never meant to be."
Now here are some new versions...
Pessimist:
If you love someone, set them free.
If they ever come back, they’re yours,
If they don’t, as expected, they never were.
Optimist:
If you love someone, set them free.
Don’t worry, they will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone, set them free.
If they ever come back, ask them why.
Impatient:
If you love someone, set them free.
If they don’t come back right away, forget
them.
Patient:
If you love someone, set them free.
If they don’t come back, continue to wait until they
come back.
Playful:
If you love someone, set them free.
* If they come back,
and if you love them still,
set them free again,
repeat.*
C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_they))
m_they.free()
if(m_they == NULL)
m_they= new CThey;
Lawyers:
If you love someone, set them free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment
of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...
Bill Gates :
If you love someone, set them free.
If they come back, I think we can charge them for
re-installation fees but tell them that they’re also
going to get an upgrade.
Schwarzenegger’s fans:
If you love someone, set them free, THEY’LL BE BACK!
Over possessive person:
If you love someone, don’t set them free.
HR specialist:
If you love someone, set them free by offering them VRS
and other benefits. Then outsource them.
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